Register editor:
Since Mr. Comey did not create the “86 47” seashell display and merely photographed it during a stroll on the beach, I think it only fair that President Donald Trump should pursue the true perpetrator and enter a $5 trillion lawsuit and declare war against the ocean.
During the reign of the Roman Emperor Caligula, he declared war on the sea and Neptune.
Caligula sent soldiers and artillery to the beach and ordered them to whip the waves and stab the sea with swords and spears.
After his glorious victory, he commanded his army to collect shells as “war booty.”
I say, “Go for it, Sir Trump! History, the Department of Justice and the Supreme Court stand with you!”
Elle R. Dominquez, Moran, Kan.
